The Blog of Unfortunate Events
ivyblossom:

vengefulbullwinkle:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.

I always assumed he was reading it as an amusing bit of fiction.

While, yes, the wizard reading about physics is cool, I want to address wandless magic. ANYONE can do wandless magic. Not very powerful, unless their emotions are high, but do you see how much he moves his hand vs. how much the spoon moves? He’s not getting very much out of his wandless magic. 

ivyblossom:

vengefulbullwinkle:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.

I have hope for the wizarding world again.

I always assumed he was reading it as an amusing bit of fiction.

While, yes, the wizard reading about physics is cool, I want to address wandless magic. 

ANYONE can do wandless magic. Not very powerful, unless their emotions are high, but do you see how much he moves his hand vs. how much the spoon moves? He’s not getting very much out of his wandless magic. 

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

crazychick08:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT


THAT IS AWESOME

do-not-feed-the-animal:

amieleighluna:

This was the most heartbreaking scene! 

What movie is this?

Little Miss Sunshine

misandrywarhol:

brightstartheory:

fleaz:

can someone please make a tumblr for old essays and everyone can just upload their essays and others can steal them for free come on guys

^ that’s plagiarism and illegal and can get you in lots of trouble. if you’re in college, you…

Why can’t we just DO OUR OWN WORK?

So my mom is convinced people over the age of 17-18 no longer roleplay. If you’re 17+, would you reblog this so I can prove her wrong?

sexplosion:

misfitkotld:

Wife and I are 38+ and playing right now.

Tabletop roleplaying until the day I die.

fellowadventurers:

purplekecleon:

Hi everyone!!! This is an art supplies giveaway for me reaching an amount of followers I said I’d do a giveaway at!
Here are the things you’ll be getting, as you can see from the photo!
6” by 10” Sketchbook for both wet and dry media
A bottle of ink, you pick the color, I’ll order it from a specific site
A fountain pen that comes with the ink from the same site
11 colors of Cotman Winsor & Newton watercolors
3 brushes
A drawing of a subject of your choice to go on the first page! You might want to check my art out if you’re unfamiliar with me to see what types of things I usually do
And that’s that.  I don’t use any of those watercolor tubes anymore, as I’ve replaced them each with higher quality tubes, so I thought: why not give them away?  And I like the fountain pen I’ve been using so much that I think I’d like someone else to try it, too.  I’ve also replaced the three brushes I’ve included here, so I don’t need those, either.  And a drawing for good measure.
Here are the rules! Please follow these:
No giveaway blogs.  I want more people to actually see this and have a chance at getting something; a lot of artists don’t have a lot of money…
Reblogs enter you, and a Like helps.  You can’t just like - but you can do both to double your chances of just reblogging (if it falls on someone who liked it, I’ll check to see if they reblogged it)
I’ll be checking the blog that wins to see if you’re an active blog.
You gotta use these after they arrive! I obviously can’t enforce this, but I want to see people not being timid! Make art! That’s what these are for.  I know a thing that stops a lot of people is being scared they’ll mess up and waste expensive supplies… but if this is a gift, that shouldn’t matter!
This ends on May 24th. If I send an ask and you don’t respond within 2 days, I’ll ask the next person, and so on.
I will ship anywhere. I’ll pay the shipping.
I think that’s everything.  Have fun!!! Good luck!

HOT POCKET YES PLEASE

fellowadventurers:

purplekecleon:

Hi everyone!!! This is an art supplies giveaway for me reaching an amount of followers I said I’d do a giveaway at!

Here are the things you’ll be getting, as you can see from the photo!

  • 6” by 10” Sketchbook for both wet and dry media
  • A bottle of ink, you pick the color, I’ll order it from a specific site
  • A fountain pen that comes with the ink from the same site
  • 11 colors of Cotman Winsor & Newton watercolors
  • 3 brushes
  • A drawing of a subject of your choice to go on the first page! You might want to check my art out if you’re unfamiliar with me to see what types of things I usually do

And that’s that.  I don’t use any of those watercolor tubes anymore, as I’ve replaced them each with higher quality tubes, so I thought: why not give them away?  And I like the fountain pen I’ve been using so much that I think I’d like someone else to try it, too.  I’ve also replaced the three brushes I’ve included here, so I don’t need those, either.  And a drawing for good measure.

Here are the rules! Please follow these:

  • No giveaway blogs.  I want more people to actually see this and have a chance at getting something; a lot of artists don’t have a lot of money…
  • Reblogs enter you, and a Like helps.  You can’t just like - but you can do both to double your chances of just reblogging (if it falls on someone who liked it, I’ll check to see if they reblogged it)
  • I’ll be checking the blog that wins to see if you’re an active blog.
  • You gotta use these after they arrive! I obviously can’t enforce this, but I want to see people not being timid! Make art! That’s what these are for.  I know a thing that stops a lot of people is being scared they’ll mess up and waste expensive supplies… but if this is a gift, that shouldn’t matter!
  • This ends on May 24th. If I send an ask and you don’t respond within 2 days, I’ll ask the next person, and so on.
  • I will ship anywhere. I’ll pay the shipping.


I think that’s everything.  Have fun!!! Good luck!

HOT POCKET YES PLEASE

cassietotallyjust:

And I’m back with another super lame giveaway because im home alone and super bored!!!

How its gonna roll:

-Winner will be chosen June 2nd

-Winner will get like 5 pounds of random candy. Chocolate, gummies, pops, whatever! Winner will need to let me know if they have any allergies!

-ill ship wherever in the US

-Have your ask box open, and make sure to ask your parents if it’s okay to get candy from a stranger on the internet if you’re under 18

- dont have to follow me, but if you do l’ll love you forever and send you a cool picture of a dragon

okay i think thats it

message me if you have any questions mk uwu

castylist:

hello yes who wants to write things for my ‘about me’ page or rewrite a thing for my sidebar

i’ll doodle a thing 4 you if you do [it’s not bribery. it’s incentive. that will probably get me no where, bUT STILL]

vamphigherqueen:

ziggbot:

teacupballerina:

when you see a ship you hate and youre just like

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but you don’t judge the person who posted it because you’re not a dick

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BLESS THIS POST

Hey there, Grey Warden
We all miss you in Vigil’s Keep
You’re a thousand miles away
But here today we need your help, yes we do
No champion can shine as bright as you, yes it’s true

clubsecretreblog:

YOU HAVE A SECOND CHANCE TO BE IN A TOTALLY SECRET CLUB
no following to enter
just reblog
you will be messaged if chosen
no one will know who’s in it or who the creator is
DO NOT CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS POST

clubsecretreblog:

YOU HAVE A SECOND CHANCE TO BE IN A TOTALLY SECRET CLUB

  • no following to enter
  • just reblog
  • you will be messaged if chosen
  • no one will know who’s in it or who the creator is

DO NOT CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS POST

Reblog if you want your URL written in the Dwarvish language from LoTR and The Hobbit

canyousonicmedoctor:

Because I really don’t want to do homework and I need to practice anyways.

Reblog before 5/3/13 at 4 pm :)

p.s. you don’t have to, but it would be totally awesome if you followed me for this

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

Isn’t that what he just said? He hopes you do it for yourself?